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Discord bots that remember who they're talking to.

Most bots forget a member the moment the conversation ends. I build ones that don't: persistent memory per user, a personality you define in JSON instead of hardcoded strings, and image generation that runs on your own GPU so there is no per-image API bill.

Services

Priced plainly. Small jobs included.

Fixed scope, fixed price, agreed before anything is built. Payment through Ko-fi, which accepts cards and PayPal. Half up front on anything above $400. And if your job is small, say so. Small jobs are welcome and priced to match.

Discord bot with AI memory

A bot that keeps a profile per member and carries it across sessions and restarts. Slash commands for chatting, remembering and forgetting, plus rate limiting and anti-spam built in so it survives a public server.

Node.jsSQLiteSlash commands
$150 2 to 4 days

Bot + local image generation

The same bot, plus SDXL running on your own hardware. Members type a prompt and get an image back. No per-image cost, no third-party content filter deciding what your community is allowed to generate.

SDXLGPU pipelineQueue + retries
$250 3 to 5 days

Landing page with an embedded assistant

A fast static site for your product or service, with an assistant that answers from your own content instead of inventing things. Loads in under a second, works on phones, no page builder required afterwards.

Static HTMLRetrievalResponsive
$200 3 to 5 days

AI integration into a site you already run

You have the site and the traffic; you want an assistant inside it. I retrofit retrieval over your documentation, streaming responses, per-user usage limits and a fallback path for when the model is unavailable.

StreamingUsage limitsDocs ingestion
$800 1 to 2 weeks

Custom work Open

A one-off script, a fix inside a bot someone else built, a small page, an integration that fits none of the four above. Tell me the scope and you get a price for exactly that job, not a package padded with things you don't need. Small budgets are fine: I'd rather quote honestly than turn you away.

Small scope Fixed quote Quick turnaround
Quoted per job from $50
Process

Three steps, no surprises.

01

Brief

You tell me what the bot should do, who it is for, and what it must never do. I come back with a fixed scope and a price before any code is written.

02

Build

I ship a working version to a private channel so you can test it with real messages. You give feedback there, not in a document nobody reads.

03

Handoff

Source code, a README that explains how to run it, and 30 days of fixes included. It runs on your server or stays on mine. Your call.

How it is built

Boring tech, deliberately.

A bot that forgets is usually a bot built on an in-memory dictionary. Mine persist to SQLite on every write, so a restart costs nothing and a crash costs one message.

Personality lives in a JSON file, not in forty scattered strings. You can change tone, rules and refusal behaviour without touching the code or asking me.

Image generation runs on your GPU, not on a metered API. The trade-off is real: you need a machine with a card worth using. If you don't have one, I'll tell you before you pay rather than after.

Node.js TypeScript Python C++ discord.js SQLite Playwright SDXL
Timezone
UTC-3, but I work across timezones
Response time
Within 12 hours, usually much less
Payment
Ko-fi: cards and PayPal. Half up front above $400
Small jobs
Welcome, from $50, quoted before anything starts
Included
Source code, README, 30 days of fixes
Not included
Hosting costs, API keys, your own model weights
Languages
English and Spanish, written and spoken

Tell me what the bot has to do.

Describe it in a paragraph. If it is something I can build, you get a price and a date. If it isn't, you get a straight no and a suggestion of who could.